Friday, November 24, 2017

THE CRUCIFUCKS, 30 YEARS TOO LATE



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Or, more precisely, their first 2 albums (passing on LD EYE here).  There’s plenty of stuff on the internet about Doc (singer/lyricist) and his troubles, so I won’t go into any of that here.  And I’ll refer to him as Doc, since it fits in the context of the albums.

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I wrote him a few months before the 2nd one came out (they had a contact address on the 1st one, and this is what goofy-ass small town teenage punks do when they find these addresses) came out and he wrote back to me, seemed upbeat and fully engaged, didn’t say anything too profound or earth-shattering, but he seemed genuinely pleased to hear from a fan and it was very cool getting a response.


Bought the first album because the artwork was so jarring when set against the band name.  Plus the Alternative Tentacles logo.  Always a mark of quality.  What the first album sounds like, to me, is a sort of U.S. version of NEVER MIND THE BOLLOCKS, albeit a more minimal and roughly produced one.  Not much thrashing, mostly just a lot of mid-tempo anger focused around guitar, bass & drums.  And doc’s insanely abrasive voice, which works in this context.   There’s some slight sonic experimenting here and there, which is reminiscent of early PiL.  Doc’s lyrics, though, make J Rotten sound like Mother Goose on tranquilizers.  Insanely caustic hatred and rage.  ANTI-AUTHORITARIAN is a good umbrella description and, more specifically, anti- government (this was the Reagan era) and anti-(to the nth power) cops.  The dude does not hold back, and the album is stronger for it.  And how much do things stay the same the more they change?  This defining verse could just as easily be about the ignorant, frightened, rabid mongoose xenophobia-posing-as-patriotism that Fuckwad Trump has ushered in:


“Well fascists, I’ve got news for you                                 
            I was fucking born here, too!”


Pure goddamn truth.

Where the first album is a brick in the face, WISCONSIN is white-hot shrapnel, shredding everything in its way.  The guitar bash and crash is stretched out and opened up, letting in strummy acoustic folk, cock rock guitar solos, anthems, new-wave-from-hell keyboards and atonal post punk.  Pure musical psychosis.  And the hidden track at the end of everything, I swear, is a completely sincere and heartfelt love song with a beautiful piano intro. 


The first album is visceral, the second one terrifying.  You need them both. now in one convenient package!



A lengthy interview here.  There are others to be found:





Wishing Chair.jpgAnd a P.S.  On the day I bought my copy of the Crucifucks self-titled debut, I also bought a copy of 10,000 Maniacs THE WISHING CHAIR.  Because that's how much fucking ass I kick.



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