Holy
Baal, are the Russians trying to influence the elections through my blog?! Sure as shit looks that way!! Why else would I be getting hits out the
asshole from Russia? Do they truly
appreciate groovy art and spot-on poetry?
Just
in case they ARE poetry lovers, my next post will be a discount code from
Lulu.com. I know postage has to be nuts
to get my books mailed to Siberia, maybe this’ll help a little.
But
seriously, Vlad, are you really THAT proud of yourself for fooling Trump? I gotta tell you, dude, my cats take shits
that are smarter than that cockwad.
And
speaking of cats, you cyber spies should pool your money and get Old Pooty one
of these for Christmas.
Funny. Fucking.
Shit.
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